Gris d'hiver

We're still on the couch...

Me: *reading the title of a post on Pinterest* "Gris d'hiver." (this was repeated a few times in a rather gutteral and/or nasal manner).
Mikayla: What did you say?!! Greasy dick fat?
*laughter*
Me: No!! I was saying "Gris d'hiver." It's French for "Grey of the winter." I was just saying it in a gutteral fashion.
Mikayla: Ewwww!! Gutteral French is like greasy dick fat to me!!!!

Girl Weekend

Mikayla and I are sitting on the couch surfing Pinterest and giggling hysterically over creepy angel memes on facebook...

Mikayla: Why don't we do this all of the time?
Me: I don't know...we need to have a girl weekend. We should like grab a hotel room for a weekend or something...
Mikayla: Yeah. But we'd have to be careful...otherwise people would think we're doing it.
*laughter*
Me: Or more like, dying...
Mikayla: Or both.
Me: OH - doing it as we're dying...?!?!?

Horrified.